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Testing 'PET FRIENDLY' Shops with Alpaccas

just wondering if you guys are pet,friendly yes business card,we uh we heard you at pet friendly sorry,guys,what do you want,actually are you recording it,did you say it,all right,better than,the uk has seen a crazy rise in the,number of pet friendly venues pop up,across the country from hotels offering,beds exclusive cafes with pet food chefs,and even high-end clothing stores saying,your pet deserves to spend ridiculous,money on clothes to fill that empty void,in their soul that they think material,possessions will,but me and my mate jay feel that there's,a low level discrimination against any,pet that isn't a dog,yeah they may say pets but they don't,mean it,so we wanted to see if we could get two,alpacas not your normal pet by any means,a spot at one of london's fanciest pet,friendly restaurants to see just how pet,friendly they really are,there's a condition,step one find some alpacas,oh yeah um we're looking to hire two,alpacas uh for central london in three,days time,okay have you seen any on the website,that you like,all right,the big one,yeah like the big one uh okay well if,you send me an email with all the,information we'll get that sorted for,you straight away,brilliant thank you,thank you,well that was easy,step two call the venues hello hi hello,hi,good afternoon afternoon we're just,inquiring to see whether or not we can,bring any pets in just for a spot of,afternoon tea oh okay so we're allowed,on the buyer with the pets,brilliant thank you very much for that,i pets are very big boys they're,right me and my um are doing spotted,shopping tomorrow i was wondering,whether this place is pet friendly,i'm currently looking at a weekend,getaway we have two pets and we're going,to be in town tomorrow me and my hobbies,i'm wondering if they're,gonna come over here and give me a,spanking,why'd you turn into a century i don't,know you did it you're my husband,step three the best day ever we've got,our friends with us today,orlando,and dinx,so here we were in the middle of a busy,park in central london where our two,alpacas were delivered safe to say they,were attracting a lot of attention but,that wasn't going to stop us on our,mission our friends were here for the,best meal of their lives but first we,thought we'd check them into one of,london's swankiest and proud,pet-friendly hotels claims to be pet,friendly they've got beds in the room,for the animals but they don't specify,so we will just see,hiya hi just wondering if you guys are,pet friendly,yes you are brilliant thank you very,much cheers,hello,come on,hi guys we heard you were pet friendly,so um,you are okay great can we book a room,for i think just the two of us and these,guys as well,yeah they're to our package,i don't think that would be possible not,at all why not,i'm not sure,there's no discrimination against pets,is it not against our packers i would,definitely accept it,so just to confirm no no alpacas so our,first pet friendly venue was a no-go our,long-necked short-legged cr

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Come Shopping With Me & Opening Packages 📦

Come Shopping With Me & Opening Packages 📦

don't touch those I'm ready and prepared,hello everyone welcome back to my,channel haven't robbed in a couple of,weeks just because things have been busy,and crazy and yeah life stuff gets in,the way,kitchen staff all that kind of jazz so,had a little break now we're back the,day is Thursday so starting the week a,little bit late again but I am what time,is it it's about 10 past 9:00 in the,morning Simon's gone to walk the dogs,and and then I am gonna head off to blue,water cuz I need to just pick up a few,bits I'm gonna try and be as quickly as,possible so hopefully there's no traffic,and then I'm gonna do some photos later,on in the house and write up a few blog,posts for the new website which I,haven't blogged yet but I'm sure by this,point lots of you would have already,been on it and maybe I might show you,guys later just to run you through how,it works but it's all sparkly new so if,you haven't been over there yet to check,it out then we will pop the new web,address down here below okay so I am,dressed and ready I'm gonna give you,guys a little outfit breakdown as per,usual I'm feeling all of the black and,brown combos recently you might have,seen that over on my Instagram it is,literally like my favorite color combo,right now so in keeping with said combo,I have got ever Lane cashmere roll neck,on underneath this rather beautiful,brown it's like conquer Brown I want to,call it a blazer because it looks like a,blazer but it also looks like a peak out,now the fabric is quite thick on this so,it is more of a coat fabric so it's a,blazer kind of style but a cropped coat,bag is by mango it's a nice little,saline Zoop and the jeans I've been,wearing these so much jeans are straight,with the raw hem at the bottom there,from Topshop and just in terms of size,for anyone that's wondering or asking I,always go for a 34 length and 24 waist,so that would be my go to you for their,straight legs boots,they're also Topshop they're like shiny,they're not real leather these ones that,are like patent with a bit of a chunky,heel and they're just kind of easy,casual boots for doing stuffing you know,okay so we're going to get our tree next,week so I've come to have a look at some,decorations and I needed to stock up on,this which I love so and while I'm here,I can't resist a little lucky in our cat,this is immense I'm gonna have to go,downstairs but do we think Simon would,like that probably not oh my god how,amazing is this jumper,oh my god this woman is it right I,couldn't help myself had to come and try,these on but I also found this amazing,coat look how beautiful it is this color,I kind of wished I hadn't seen,or into trial because 190 pounds I don't,really need,I can so much look at it right this is,the jumper,- is it it is very chunky the neck is,kind of like a neck brace which I kind,of like and don't like at the same time,so I'd probably do a little bit of a,tuck half tuck with this just so that it,blouses over a little bit like that,love the length o

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We Have a Baby Rufus! Surprise Alpaca Birth!

We Have a Baby Rufus! Surprise Alpaca Birth!

oh look headache oh,that almost looks like a rufus baby,is that possible,i promise you it's not jerry's baby,because we haven't had jerry for 11,months yeah that's rufus that's a baby,room,what's up guys it's daniel from arms,family homestead and,dj and i got home from the gym a little,while ago i came down to do all the,chores and take care of all the animals,and everything goose,goose,i'm talking,i've got some exciting news,can you chill out anyways i haven't even,changed from the gym but i went ahead,and fed all the animals,and everybody's eating and everything,but dolly didn't come up,our white alpaca dolly,i got a huge surprise for you i'm gonna,surprise dj too,here she comes,she's gonna be so surprised,what,you're not gonna believe this,is baby okay,yes sorry my hair felt i think the,baby's great is the baby great i think,so,do we have another baby am i gonna cry,oh my god am i gonna cry i have a baby,let me see where are you going where's,the baby not in there who had a baby,baby,oh my god baby,what,are you doing,let's play find the baby,well you can always tell me which pin,it's in,daniel,where's the baby,it's in this pin which one and this pin,yeah,steve,no,hang on,oh my god,oh my gosh,i literally just said that on my last,video,oh my god,told you you'd be surprised,i had no idea she was even pregnant,i mean,we were fairly certain neither of the,three none of the three female alpacas,were pregnant,i promise you it's not jerry's baby,because we haven't had jerry for 11,months yeah that's rubus that's a baby,room for someone with a cry,oh my god,i might need to wear more t-shirts,hey that's 100,a baby rufus,yeah,the,rufus that was no longer able to have,babies yes oh my gosh like so many,thoughts,oh my goodness,rufus lives on,i don't know i haven't been out here yet,this is my first time,i mean like she just had it,yeah like it is brand new oh my gosh,look at you,oh,oh my god she's tiny,or it,yeah find out if it's a boy or a girl,we all need to know either way it looks,just like rufus,it's a boy,that's boy parts yep,ah,you needed to be a girl i know,oh my gosh,good job dolly,coming in clutch for the team here look,at this after birth it's almost like,plastic yeah,maybe that is a little piece no that's,after birth,that's so strange oh my gosh,rufus lives on,isn't that crazy,so,rufus,and none of our females,like,we gave him a full year probably a year,and a half,before we even did,a test we took him to the vet and the,vet said,no he's infertile the same vet hey the,same vet that told us,only one of our alpacas was pregnant the,first time you know and he missed it,uh rufus slid one by my gosh you are a,doll,was james was a girl wasn't it,was jamie's a girl i don't remember,oh my gosh,we have a baby rufus,that is crazy,hey little guy,hey,how do we name it anything,but rufus junior little rufus man we,could call him r.j,r.j rufus jr,is that not the coolest thing ever,i mean,come here,i love listening to them their sounds,they make they're so co

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Guy Delivers Food and then Steals It

Guy Delivers Food and then Steals It

hello everyone this is your daily dose,of internet this person delivered some,food at this house and then that same,person came back a few minutes later and,stole the phone,oh my god,i have to catch this,mama,don't worry the mom was not attacked by,the moose,this dog found some butterflies to play,with,a giant squid was curious and started,grabbing on to this person's surfboard,a professional skateboarder went for a,ride and is bridging brazil,this owl loves to look at bugs on their,tablet,this person went sand surfing in south,america,that's the end of this video i really,hope you enjoyed and i'll see you guys,again very very soon,later

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Caterpillar 777 Mining Truck - Like Driving A Three-Storey Building | Review | Autocar India

Caterpillar 777 Mining Truck - Like Driving A Three-Storey Building | Review | Autocar India

now this is it a normal environment for,an auto car test in fact it's downright,unusual but every now and then we step,out of the box,so just what do we have you,this caterpillars triple7 and it can,move 100 tons of rock what's it like to,drive stick around,the truck of Kabul drive caterpillars,assembled in India triple 7e is a real,monster an apartment block on wheels,this just has to be the single most an,aerodynamic shape on a vehicle ever and,then what hits you is the size it,literally fills up my field of vision,but of course as you can see there's a,cliff sized radiator and behind it all,sorts of heat exchangers now the engine,is a 32 litre v12 it puts out,approximately 1,000 horsepower but it's,not the hospice it's the talk 4700 Nm,and of course that's needed to haul a,hundred tons of rocks of course you have,these massive massive tyres from MRF and,between the winds and eleven hundred,meter tank,the massive pillar sized suspension,strut uses a combination of nitrogen and,oil to take the Lord and Oh incidentally,each tire weighs one and a half tonnes,imagine having to change a flat as a,triple 7 he passes us we hear the,massive 32 litre diesel a blend of the,hull from the turbocharger growl from,the exhaust and whine from that smooth,12 cylinder it's a unique blend of,NASCAR,American v8 meets aircraft turbine it,sounds just great,then reality strikes me how in hell am I,gonna manage to drive this monster will,I be able to handle the massive six,point two meter width especially with,the steering on the wrong side what if I,brake too hard and get all the way to,tip forward,this actually is terrifying,and then there's a physical act of,getting behind the wheel it's severely,disorienting you need to climb up a,ladder and then walk around and then get,into the cab so finally in the cabin of,the triple 7 and to be honest it does,feel like a triple serving a Boeing,because I'm sat at probably the same,height as you would be in the cockpit of,that huge aircraft,luckily the cat isn't complicated to try,far from it there are two foot brakes,the second emergency brake where you,normally have a clutch but that apart,the process of driving is pretty,straightforward dealing with the Titanic,forces involved and I don't say that but,even an iota of exaggeration is another,matter completely understandably my leg,is trembling as I get off the brake,so onto the throttle and finally it,feels like I'm driving a three-floor,high building it really is it's an,indescribable sort of feeling because I,don't know where to start turning and,I'm pretty sure that I don't want to go,into that lake out there so I assume,this is a sort of good turning radius,gentle on the throttle I'm off it now,and the triple seven is just rolling,down and incredibly the turning radius,it can almost turn within its own length,so this is pretty unreal for a vehicle,of this size now I see another one,coming down the mine so I'm going to,wait here for a bit till he passes,because I'm a bit

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Company Introduction Webinar: Mary's Alpaca Poop

Company Introduction Webinar: Mary's Alpaca Poop

attend live so we have a very special,company today as I said when I've heard,about the company the first time I,thought that was some sort of a,practical time there was this moment in,which the figures ago called the smell,of success and it was about a company,that was specializing in basically,exotic poops and so I thought Leilani,our professor who put us in touch with,the company was trying to make fun of me,but then I did research we met with the,you know had a phone conversation with,the company owner Mary 4k and yes it is,a real viable company with a very,dedicated consumer base if it's a unique,product and I really love it it's it's,not only a product that allows the,company to make a good living but also,it's one that good for your garden,garden for their for the environment so,I think it's a company that you know,does well by doing good and so I don't,know much about it yet so I'm really,curious and eager to learn more and so I,guess that's our opportunity here so,Mary we will turn it to you now so if,you can tell us a little bit more about,the company in the history of the,product how it came about you know maybe,the challenges you faced and then we'll,move on with the questions and answers,okay first I would like to thank you for,choosing my company and I'm really,excited to be working with all the,students and you and I would have to say,that I think I really am going my,company as Grayson is is going to be a,challenge no question and it's going to,put every student this is not a regular,regular product this is a product that,is innovative it's in a way,revolutionary in a another way it goes,back to nature is what it is so it's,really revolutionary only because,there's so many chemicals in between,right so we we're trying to about four,years ago I'm the chairman of a,horticulture class at our local upper,ville Garden Club and,I am competitive and I wanted to look to,make my flowers and vegetables better so,at that time I went to a meeting where,they first discussed mycorrhizal fungi,and I said what God's name is that but,at that point I have already used just,alpaca manure to make this wonderful,product which makes grass grow wherever,alpacas poop but I also do all the,reading of the fecal and I know if you,do not compost things properly you're,putting the public at risk so bottom,line I composted properly using an o2,compost system which was designed for my,use forcing there and cooking it so that,the anaerobic the ones that don't like,oxygen are killed and the arabic,bacteria bloom and blossom and they have,sex and enjoying themselves in my,compost pile so each little bacteria,think of as a little fertilizer pack,when it dies or it has babies goes on ok,so then I add the mycorrhizal fungi to,it which forms a symbiotic relationship,with a root everybody who knows anything,knows about this except no consumers,know about mycorrhizae fungi but that's,part of my formula the third part,because manure sorry guys,wants to float it just want

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$800 Sales Weekend! Ship With Me & See What Sold on Poshmark!

$800 Sales Weekend! Ship With Me & See What Sold on Poshmark!

hey guys it's mackenzie welcome back to,my channel so today i have,a ship with me video i'm super excited,i had a pretty good weekend of sales i,did participate in the closet clear out,sale,and that was successful so today's,monday,i have everything here that has sold i,believe since,friday it might be since thursday night,because i think the last time we shipped,was like thursday afternoon,so yeah let's go ahead and just get into,it we do have a lot of sales so,starting off we have a two-piece bundle,the first item is this cynthia rowley,size 2x 100 boiled wool,coat this is very nice i normally do not,pick up,the brand cynthia rally,however i found this in my local outlet,store,so it was only two dollars it's you know,obviously a really nice,winter jacket coat and,it's a hundred percent wool it's a size,2x so it had,several things going for it so i'm,actually going to,use one of my large boxes for this,i already have put them all together so,i didn't have to do that on camera,so i already have a sheet of my,duck brand packing paper down in there,i'm going to add the jacket and then,the second piece in the bundle is this,torrid,it's like a baseball t-shirt really cute,this is also from my outlet,so this is also two dollars it's a size,2x,and i like grabbing torrid basics,they are really good bundle pieces to,just kind of elevate,elevate a sail you know to add in a,bundle piece,and this,bundle so i believe she added,the two items to a bundle and i sent her,an offer,of 65 with discounted shipping,which she did accept,making my net earnings,49.88 and my,net profit 45.88,so that was a great bundle,so this is what it looks like,before i close it up we have the,jacket on the bottom and then this,torrid,blouse on top and,then i will just tape it up,i have my bandit noiseless,tape here i know they do make cheaper,like packing tape but,so many of them are so loud that i would,rather pay a little bit more to have,the noiseless kind,save a little bit of my sanity,so i add tape there and then i've,mentioned these several times in the,past,they are these like priority mail,sticker,strips and you just peel off the backing,and then i just place them over,the seams,because i don't add tape to every seam i,think that's a little overboard,but i will reinforce them with these,these are free from usps.com,and then i add the label,alrighty so there's our first package,next up we have a pair of,boots and these are steve madden,distress boots these are called the,colony boots they are genuine leather,and they do have a little bit of wear,let me show you before i pack them up if,you can see that to the back heel,and so i did take a little bit of a,lower offer on these,i was when i found them i was expecting,around 40 to 50 for these,because i,that's what i had sold similar steve,madden boots for in the past was around,that 40 to 50,mark but because,of the wear on the sole i did take a,little bit,lower of an offer at 37,which is still awesome for these,considering i,paid

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Tips For Starting A Clothing Brand *MUST WATCH SEMINAR* | How To Start A Clothing Brand

Tips For Starting A Clothing Brand *MUST WATCH SEMINAR* | How To Start A Clothing Brand

die grootste probleem wat ek gesien het is nuwe maatskappye wat na iemand gaan wat sê,hulle kan jou volle produksie doen hulle kan jou patroon maak en jou steekproefneming doen en jou,alles wat jy moet reg doen daar is so baie van hulle daar buite en epos my net wanneer jy,een gekry het okay en ek sal jou sê sy is 'n ikoon sy is 'n legende en sy is die oomblik nou kom nou,wat gaan aan ikone dit is die ikoniese mode figuur so tydens toorkuns vir hul verkrygingsprogram het hulle,'n seminaar oor verkryging gedoen die seminaar was het sourcing 102 genoem en die sleutelspreker in die seminaar,het op baie sleutelpunte gepraat wat ek voel dat dit baie nuttig sal wees vir baie van julle, so,ek wou hierdie video met julle deel en sommige van die sleutelpunte uitwys, want,Ek dink regtig dit sal baie van hierdie goed vir julle nuttig wees wat ek al vir julle gesê het,,maar soms help dit om dit van iemand anders te hoor net om te herbevestig wat dit is wat ek vir,julle sê sodat julle weet ek' m nie bs in jou nie ek vertel julle nie 'n klomp nonsens nie Ek probeer jou regtig,help en sy gaan dit bevestig, so laat ek dadelik in die seminaar spring,,kom ons begin so ek gaan 'n bietjie praat oor hoeveel,van julle terloops net,'n hele paar begin van julle okay en hoeveel van julle is in besigheid vir meer as 'n jaar,hoeveel jaar is julle in besigheid sewe jaar goed okay great okay so um,ons gaan praat oor tegnologie pakke en ek is seker julle dames weet wat is 'n tegnologiepakket en,hoe belangrik dit is, want dit is iets wat jy nodig het om jou kledingstukke nou baie,vinnig te laat maak, ek het reeds 'n video oor tegnologiepak gedoen, so ek sal dit vir julle koppel om vir julle te wys hoe,vinnig en maklik jy kan jou tegnologie pakke maak en jy kan dit met Excel doen, sodat jy nie,enige fancy sagteware hoef te hê om tegnologie pakke te skep nie hulle is baie maklik, maar hulle is nodig as jy,jou eie ontwerp skep, so ek gaan laat haar voortgaan en vertel julle ouens van die tegnologie-pakke,,ook dié van julle wat van 'n inkoms af kom stof wat nie die klerebedryf verstaan ​​nie, wat,ek regtig sterk wil voorstel, is om nie hierop in te gaan voordat jy regtig opvoeding gekry het oor,wat in die maak van 'n kledingstuk gaan hoe dit gemaak word watter soort stiksel jy het watter soort presies,daar is baie besonderhede hier om 'n klein tekstielklas te neem, want dit is so 'n komplekse industrie,, dit gaan nie net daaroor dat een ding een ding ontwerp nie, jy skep heeltyd verskillende dinge,,so jy het 'n begrip van tekstiele en het 'n begrip van hoe 'n kledingstuk saamgestel,is soort van oënskynlik wie dit gaan maak, is 'n ander ding om almal uit te check so ek weet dit,klink oorweldigend, maar ek dink regtig jy spandeer jy weet 'n paar maande net om heeltemal te verstaan,​​waaroor hierdie besigheid gaan en wat jy wil bereik dit is die navorsing en dinkskrum,'n gedeelte van daardie stap vir stappe wat ek vir julle gegee het dinge loop verkeerd so neem net die tyd om te,vers

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Pick a Card Daily Tarot Reading - Thurs. Oct. 1, 2020 - ALPACA SPIRIT GUIDE

Pick a Card Daily Tarot Reading - Thurs. Oct. 1, 2020 - ALPACA SPIRIT GUIDE

Rise and shine wild ones.,It's Bernadette King.,I will be your flight instructor as we fly through  the month of October on Animal Spirit Airlines., It's October 1st.,Thursday, October 1st.,I know I'm here with your pick  a card daily tarot reading,  ,but it's all about October, it's all  about the fall, it's all about Halloween.,So we'll get started because today is just  such a man, today is Thursday October 1st.,Can you tell I like October?,I like fall just a little bit?,And I am here with again your  pick a card daily tarot reading  ,using my award-winning Ark  Animal Tarot and Oracle Deck.,It's a really interesting  card that came out for today.,Who'd of thunk it?,The Alpaca.,Which is kind of an interesting  animal to come out for a Thursday.,Because you know the ruling chakra  of Thursday is the heart chakra.,And the planetary influence is Jupiter, which  is the planet of expansion and optimism.,It's the yay.,Oh my gosh this week is almost over.,Uh oh.,The week is almost over.,I better get to it.,I better move I better move now Alpaca  are not really known for moving you  ,know moving that quickly or really with that  intensity or that kind of drive or passion.,But, Alpaca, if you look at them, with  the little shmooches and the little kisses  ,and that sweet look on the Alpaca  that's getting you know kissed.,It's, this card is in the oracle pack  of the expansion add-ons for the Ark.,And it's in the friends, lovers, and  family pack which always alerts me to  ,that whatever day, that whatever card from  whatever expansion or add-on pack shows up,  ,it's a day to really focus on that kind of  tribe, pack, school, den, family, lovers, etc  ,that might be needing you or you might be  needing them because it cuts both ways, right.,Okay, so just some really  quick facts about Alpaca,  ,which listen I was today's day old when  I went diving for facts about Alpaca.,And learned that in theory there  are no wild Alpaca anymore.,That they're all domesticated.,Now, I gotta believe there's some Alpaca running  ,out there around Tibet in that area  that are you know wild, maybe not.,Don't know.,I just know that's what it reads on Nat Geo  and a bunch of other sources that I looked at.,So let's pretend that there are no more  domesticated or there are no more wild Alpacas.,Oh, that hurts my heart.,Because you know I'm what is my mantra?,Stay wild!,It's a new hashtag right it's  going all over the place.,Hashtag stay wild.,And it started with Jenna Joe  special shout out to you girl.,You were the first one to use it.,I love you for it.,I don't know why I didn't  think of it, but I love it.,Now and all of a sudden it's blazing  everywhere so thank you so big smooches to you,  ,just like the Alpaca.,So when I had to really sit this  morning and thank you all about  ,how I wanted to approach this because in  my heart of hearts I just know because  ,of the thousands and thousands of animals  that I've communicated with, been around,  ,observed, you know I j

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*wears pit vipers once*

*wears pit vipers once*

if you ain't get out the pics,yeah i've been in a bar fight that's,when i take a xanax bar,and fight my stepfather you still want,some gerald yeah i wear pit vipers the,only thing i don't wear,is a condom cause i burn rubber don't,wear them,annabelle what do you mean we have a son,well is he wearing pit vipers,well then he ain't my son what are these,glasses and your grandma have in common,they both ride my face yeehaw me ma,speaking of rides here's mine oh you,thought it was the car,nah i mean that is my car but not,according to the judge it ain't too many,duis,are you wet yet ladies yeah i call these,puppies my son blockers,because i got a son and i don't want to,see him stop calling me brixton slt,all it's missing is you he's a my,pullout game is strong when i got my,pits on,are you hit me up for real come,on now some people sleep in a race car,bed,pathetic i sleep in an actual race car,that is my bed what does the sun and,your girl have in common,they both go down on me every night so,ladies,if you're trying to carpool hit me up,what does this weather and my sister,have in common they're both hot as ,yamaha more like,so what if i think my sister's hot you,think i give a ,about insects no that's bugs the ,you say about my sister,pit vipers it's like a dui for your face,boys come here,come here you know what they say about,guys with mullets party in the front,fill me in the back you gotta ride,horses everywhere cause i got one too,many dui,what the hell oh i lost a ball,wouldn't be the first time i dropped off,a sack on this farm you wearing oakley's,yeah i remember when i was a cop no,officer i wasn't drinking it's a,michelob it doesn't count,so what if i lost one ball now they can,call me lance farmstrom,ah godly,huh oh no no i'm good i'm good i'm just,practicing for swiping on bumble later,right right,right yeah you can you can cut if you,want,we don't have to put this in in case it,wasn't obvious i mean i might as well,just say,driver has pit viper same different,freeway pour one out for the homies who,still wear oakleys,yeah i don't wear those i mean ,vipers pit vipers it's like a honda,civic for your face,oh what's that neighborhood you're,trying to sleep,you ladies thought i was fast in bed,wait till you see how fast i am with,pits on my head,ah,did you get that i usually land,them,do you see that i think we can get on,nitro circus with that,you know what they say you can't spell,dui,without you and i i came here to do two,things,mow some grass and eat some ass and i,ain't got a lawnmower,no seriously who can give me a ride of,chili's my scooter got locked up,the mozzarella six are five and so is my,penis i think annabelle gave me,something well i gave her something,i don't know i'mma throw up shouldn't,have had that pbr for breakfast,and if you backs up trying to get your,sack touched hat you you,tanks you you pocket teeth go to stay,twisted.com this week only,god i have a headache,what's up mtv welcome to my crib the,bone zone,the the

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